February 2012
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“I missed something or it’s like I skipped a year ‘cause I never learned what you...”
– josh lyman, the west wing. (via kaitydavie)
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Do people know that the bill of rights and...
And a private company that has a website you CHOOSE to use can censor whatever the fuck they want, without it being a violation of your rights.
Tumblr Staff: A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs →
ilywso:
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech,…
Part of me understands this. The other part is screaming about freedom of speech...
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Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
whatevershakesyourboat:
twotickets:
drjohnhwatson:
astudyinlestrade:
totallymydivision:
oftortoises:
moriartyistheworstkidsshowhost:
muthafuckinbowlegs:
fishfreeoboecheck:
lastallianceofelvesandmen:
missmonarch:
ninesjumpersandmanlyjackets:
skarletfyre:
star-of-elendil:
jediwizardhobbit:
elanorelle:
I’m firing my publicist. In advance.
Oh my god, my mind...
TWO ESSAYS IN A MANNER OF HOURS
I AM A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
iraffiruse:
who wants to help Nat with maths?
Math, ewww.
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deanforsam:
sadlittlekingofasadlittlehill replied to your post: waymorethananobsession replied to your post: OKAY,…
You thought you were being haunted…by Kanye West?
….tell me thats not the most frightening thing in the world!
Ehhh…but he’s kanye
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Just putting this out there
I’m not gay. (Where is that Martin Freeman gif when you need it.
Not that there is amything wrong with being gay, but i’ve had like 3 or 4 people think i was gay today.
I AM STRAIGHT.
This has been a public service announcement.
My teacher has assigned a three page doubled space...
Hell, I can do that in three hours.
And I probably will.
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The Jedi way makes little sense sometimes.
thegeekmaster:
briarhorn:
^Not allowed.
^Totally allowed.
To put it into context:
The Jedi Order at the time of Anakin/Padme was INCREDIBLY strict. Dress code, behavior, and relationships were all tightly monitored and the oath to the Order was based on following this code.
After the downfall of the Order, when Luke Skywalker was the “last” Jedi, he reestablished the New Jedi Order,...
stanley-mansfield:
matriarch-aethyta:
my breakfast this morning consisted of
3 crackers
8 hershey kisses
half of a Venti Sweetened Passion Tea Lemonade from Starbucks
Breakfast of champions right there
My breakfast of pepsi and cupcakes stands defeated
My breakfast consisted of air
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“THIS IS BULLSHIT!
THERE IS NO AIRPORT ON HALF MOON ISLAND IN BUTT FUCK NOWHERE...”
– Adriana Tobon on Mapcrunch
(I love you crazy!)
I'm seriously in need of a late night with a good...
Not doing anything, but one of those nights where you sit outside and talk for hours and just figure out shit in your life.
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Have you ever been so mad you threw a computer at...
gigglingbean:
laugh-addict:
Look at that guy. He doesn’t even care!
That is a bin full of clothes or something, that is not a computer.
Damm you FIU internet, way to crap out on me
What is that number?
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Just because I am an English major and you are a...
You try writing 50 million essays. Sure I this is what I want to do, but so is your major, but essay writing takes a lot more time than studying for a test.
Why Do Cats Purr?
fakescience:
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Why is it not legal to kill stupid people?
s1lvy:
sadlittlekingofasadlittlehill:
Because stupid people end up killing themselves anyway doing something…retarded. <.<
But….but…I would feel so much better if I could do it.
Why is it not legal to kill stupid people?
Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
mooooocow:
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
hawkward
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